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Maybe just a little obsessed?

Posted by Ian on September 2, 2010 in sex, weird shit

A 50 year old man gets dumped by his girlfriend.  He has trouble letting go.  So what does he do?

Naturally, he gets a lifelike sex doll made in her likeness, at a cost of $18,000.

According to the doll maker:

“She was a smiling blonde girl but he wanted bigger boobs and a curvier backside,” “Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing.”

Hmmm!!!  But don’t knock something till you’ve tried it I suppose.  According to her maker:

“She is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see,”

I’ll have to take his word for it – the whole idea of screwing a doll really doesn’t do it for me.

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Guns don’t kill people?

Posted by Ian on August 30, 2010 in in the news, science & medicine

The often cited mantra of the pro-gun lobby.  Maybe guns don’t kill people in themselves, but they do make it a damn sight easier.

An Australian study reviewing 10 years of suicide data following the former Howard government’s gun buyback has found the rate of firearms suicides has fallen by 74 percent.  Mr Howard’s agreement with the states to ban and buy back more than 600,000 weapons after the massacre at Port Arthur in April 1996 cut the country’s stock of firearms by 20 per cent and roughly halved the number of households with access to guns.

A former Australian Treasury economist, Christine Neill said she found the research result so surprising she tried to redo her calculations on the off chance the total could have been smaller.  Dr Neill says that while it seems surprising that a 20 per cent cut in the number of firearms would have cut the number of suicides from firearms by 74 per cent, none of her academic colleagues have found fault with her finding.

The study also found no evidence of substitution of other methods of suicide.  That is, people weren’t going out in large numbers and hanging, overdosing etc themselves when they couldn’t get hold of a gun to do the job.

Another conclusion Dr Neill drew from the research:

“Before the buyback, Australia used to have a multiple shooting every year or two.

In the 13 years since, there have been none. I have calculated the probability of that happening by chance. It’s extraordinarily low.”

Explain that away, gun nuts.

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Off in their own parallel universe …

Posted by Ian on August 23, 2010 in in the news

… there are a number of ALP functionaries claiming that Saturday’s election result was something other than a damning rejection of them.

NSW premier Kristina Keneally is one of them.  She blames the former prime minister, Kevin Rudd, for the federal ALP’s poor vote in her state – in particular its failure to invest in infrastructure in Sydney:

”One of the issues that would have been in the minds of voters as they went to the polls yesterday is that they had gone for three years without seeing the Rudd government invest in infrastructure in Sydney.”

Interesting perspective that.  For one thing, I’d have thought it is her own state government’s job to provide infrastructure rather than the federal government’s.  Secondly, she has her own election coming up early next year – I’ll guarantee that she’ll be singing the praises of the state government’s massive investments in such infrastructure then.  I would say that if people in Sydney were beating Labor up federally over infrastructure, it is going to be very ugly for Ms Keneally and her government come their election time – quite a bloodbath I foresee there actually.

As well as the premier, a number of party strategists were also looking to deflect blame for a state swing of almost 7 per cent against Labor.   The leaks about prime minister Julia Gillard’s role in Cabinet discussions about policy that she started running away from after removing Kevin Rudd from the job are getting a good run – Keneally backs ALP national secretary Karl Bitar in claiming they were a major factor damaging Labor’s campaign:

‘It really did make it difficult for Julia Gillard to speak about her positive plans, her vision, her message and her commitments,”

Well, maybe it would have – except that I wasn’t aware that she actually had any sort of vision or plans.  For that matter, neither did Opposition leader Tony Abbott.

Federal Labor frontbencher Bill Shorten, one of the architects of the coup against Mr Rudd, blamed it on the poorly performing ALP state governments in NSW and Queensland.  I think there is quite a bit of truth in that, but it certainly does not help the federal ALP distance itself from that when its own behaviour pretty much mirrors the despicable behaviour of the ALP backroom boys in Sydney.  It’s hardly surprising when voters then think Julia Gillard and co are more of the same.

NSW officials tried to put a positive spin on the NSW campaign by saying the target-seats strategy had been a success.  So, it could have been much worse – 7% swing against is a win compared to what it might have been.  Wait till the state election, then I think they’ll see the voters take out their baseball bats and really give it to NSW Labor. I tend to agree with the ABC’s election analyst Antony Green here, when he says:

”State Labor was not on the ballot at this election. The Keneally government should not be thinking about 7 per cent but about the 25 swing against it at the recent Penrith byelection.”

Can’t wait, and I’m not even a NSW voter, just an interested observer in seeing the truly shithouse NSW government get what it has deserved for a number of years.

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When in Scotland

Posted by Ian on August 18, 2010 in bogans & dickheads, geekery, sex

Speaking of visiting Scotland to sample whisky – refer to my last post – you might want to avoid staying at the Rosebank Guest House in Perth *. The owner apparently gets his jollies by secretly filming guests having sex and then watching it out in his shed in the backyard.  He allegedly used tiny cameras disguised as smoke detectors in the guest rooms.  James Stratton, 67, has pleaded guilty to a range of offences between [...] Continue Reading…

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Balls!

Posted by Ian on August 17, 2010 in in the news, weird shit

I bet you didn’t know there was such a thing as a world testicle cooking championship.  It takes place in Ozrem, Serbia each year.  I bet that’s a damn exciting place – if that is the highlight of the year. While it is open to cooks from all over the world, organisers admit that it so far hasn’t attracted many chefs from overseas.  That could just be because normal people in most countries don’t view animal balls as [...] Continue Reading…

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Hey presto, rabbit out of a hat

Posted by Ian on August 12, 2010 in geekery, in the news

I must admit to being very cynical about the Government’s announcement today that the National Broadband Network (NBN) will deliver speeds much higher than the originally promised 100 mbps.  Talk about pulling rabbits out of hats.  How convenient, a week and a bit before the election when the government is desperately trying to differentiate itself from the much less ambitious and cheaper network the opposition proposes.

Communications Minister Stephen Conroy revealed today that he’d only been made aware of the [...] Continue Reading…

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Just a smidgeon of an over-reaction?

Posted by Ian on August 6, 2010 in bogans & dickheads, crime & punishment

You go down to the local hardware store to buy a few tools.  As you leave the store, one of the staff asks to see your receipt for the stuff you’re walking out with.  Fair enough, you show it to them and everyone’s happy and you’re on your way, right? Well that’s not how it turned out at the Bunnings store at Bonnyrigg in western Sydney.  Staff there asked to see the receipt for some tools two men [...] Continue Reading…

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Things you should not facebook

Posted by Ian on August 3, 2010 in bogans & dickheads, crime & punishment, funny stuff

I think this is a no brainer, and I suspect that was the problem with the dumb turd of a criminal who did it, no brain! He robs a store in Ipswich, Queensland, and makes his getaway with his girlfriend.  Then heads for Canberra.  But he was thoughtful to his friends, and updated his Facebook status to say that’s where he was heading and that he would be staying with a friend there.   Unfortunately for him, the police [...] Continue Reading…

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Was she worth it? part 2

Posted by Ian on August 2, 2010 in in the news, sex

Not only did former David Jones CEO Mark McInnes behaviour cost him millions in forgone income, it now seems likely to cost him and David Jones much more in a lawsuit lodged today by the woman he allegedly sexually harassed. Kristy Fraser-Kirk, 25, a junior publicist who is suing McInnes and the company for about $37 million, said the alleged harassment had been devastating.  In her own words: "I’m a young woman standing here [...] Continue Reading…

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So my imaginary deity is better than your imaginary deity

Posted by Ian on July 26, 2010 in in the news, religious whackjobs

And that makes me superior to you, so says David Barker, former Liberal party candidate for the western Sydney electorate of Chifley.  Mr Barker, who calls himself a "man of strong Christian faith", reportedly used his Facebook site to accuse Labor of moving the nation closer to being a Muslim country.  In a letter to local Christian leaders seeking their support, pointed out prime minister Julia Gillard was an "atheist" and that his Labor opponent in Chifley, [...] Continue Reading…

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