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- January 29, 2006
A good root helps you on the job
According to some research in the UK, people who are nervous about public speaking should first have penetrative sex to ease their stress. Masturbation and oral sex just don’t cut it apparently. Now, upon reading the article, I’d have to say the research is pretty dodgy, being based on 24 women and 22 men keeping a diary of their sexual activity over a 2 week period. Nevertheless, the findings do offer a number of interesting possibilities, for example:
- “Darling, I need a bit of help with my presentation at work tomorrow”
- puts a nice spin on “working at home”
- a man having an affair with his secretary can legitimately tell his wife that they had to stay late at the office “working”
- tax claims for escort expenses on the grounds that it helps with one’s work
3 Responses to “A good root helps you on the job”
Why wouldn’t oral sex or masturbation work just as well. I mean a climax is a climax is a climax! I just don’t get it…but remind me of it the next time I have to give a speech…which I hope is NEVER! Cheers!
By Horny Old Guy on Jan 29, 2006
Hmm - the control group does seem a little small and perhaps the study group should have been bigger. Wonder where i can volunteer for the follow up studies lol
By Greg on Jan 30, 2006
But is it 15 minutes before public address, an hour, two, the night before? I’ll be thinking of this article next time I have to give a presentation!!
By ChickyBabe on Jan 31, 2006