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- February 12, 2006
Desperation
This story about a man who hanged himself in an airplane toilet grabbed my attention for two reasons.
First of all, a guy who gets so mad about getting a bad deal on his new car that he crashes it into the car dealership and sets it on fire clearly has some major anger management issues.
Second, and even more fascinating, how the fuck did he manage to hang himself in the toilet of an airplane?
How could you do anything in there? Even using it for its intended purpose is sometimes a struggle. My experiences have involved standing there, usually with piss all over the floor, one arm bracing against the wall in front, trying to aim straight into the toilet. As for number twos, the struggle there is having my knees crammed up against the door. (Although thats not the most cramped toilet experience I’ve had …. that goes to one in Seoul, Korea, where there just wasn’t enough room between bowl and door, and I was too desperate to wait, so it proved an interesting balancing act.) I’m also fascinated by the slot for razor blade disposal airplane toilets have - who’s going to shave in there?
As for rooting in the loo, yuk, not in a sea of piss and with a queue waiting outside the door. Although, I suppose if you’re horny enough, anywhere’s good enough!
First of all, a guy who gets so mad about getting a bad deal on his new car that he crashes it into the car dealership and sets it on fire clearly has some major anger management issues.
Second, and even more fascinating, how the fuck did he manage to hang himself in the toilet of an airplane?
How could you do anything in there? Even using it for its intended purpose is sometimes a struggle. My experiences have involved standing there, usually with piss all over the floor, one arm bracing against the wall in front, trying to aim straight into the toilet. As for number twos, the struggle there is having my knees crammed up against the door. (Although thats not the most cramped toilet experience I’ve had …. that goes to one in Seoul, Korea, where there just wasn’t enough room between bowl and door, and I was too desperate to wait, so it proved an interesting balancing act.) I’m also fascinated by the slot for razor blade disposal airplane toilets have - who’s going to shave in there?
As for rooting in the loo, yuk, not in a sea of piss and with a queue waiting outside the door. Although, I suppose if you’re horny enough, anywhere’s good enough!
