its not just some of those moslem extremists that have bad ones.

This marriage contract drawn up by some American wacko is pure gold. I just wonder how much porn he had watched before dreaming up this fantasy.

When I was a teenager, one of the insults we used was “you must have two dicks, you couldn’t have pulled yourself that stupid with only one”. I reckon it certainly applies to this guy, one Travis Frey from Iowa.

While his wife showed a distinct lack of judgement in marrying him, at least she had the sense to refuse to sign his contract. Rather unsurprisingly, Frey is also in trouble with the law over child pornography charges - I think its fairly self-evident that what he dreamed up as his “contract of wifely expectations” was the product of masturbatory porn induced delusions.