Snippets
1. TomKat’s baby
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have had their baby. Wonder if Katie managed to maintain silence during the birth (as per the doctrine of shyster and crappy sci-fi author L Ron Hubbard, also known to those fooled into believing it as Scientology).
As for the baby’s name, Suri, its ok, but its not a name I’d choose if the poor kid ever had to go to a public school in Australia. I could just imagine the nicknames the girl would get.
Just to add to the general wierdness of it, Tom Cruise apparently plans to eat the placenta. Yummy!
2. Michelle Leslie
Michelle Leslie seems to have forsaken her Islamic faith and adherence to strict dress standards such as wearing a burqah. She has appeared in a modelling show for the first time since her release from gaol in Bali after serving a short sentence for ecstacy possession.
How apt is the swimsuit (?) she is modelling? Was the designer taking the piss dressing her up in convict stripes?
3. Blame everyone else
There was a car smash in Sydney over Easter which killed 4 people.
Of course, this leads the father of Adam Norris to say:
“I’m absolutely filthy on the RTA for this and I demand to know why he still had a licence at all.”
Fair enough, but why not also ask:
- what was Goran Nikoloski doing driving a high performance car (Subaru WRX) like a dickhead?
- what was his son doing driving around with a dickhead behaving like that?
I’m sure loss of his license wouldn’t have stopped Nikolowski driving anyway. He clearly lacked any respect for the rules of the road, and drove like a fuckwit and would have continued to do so. Fair enough he killed himself - the problem with dangerous drivers is they kill innocent people as well …. in this case an elderly couple.
Speaking of dickheads lacking respect for the law, what about this guy? Stopped near Windsor early in the morning, failed a breath test and charged with drink driving while disqualified. Then he goes off in his car and gets caught again a few hours later. Fuckwit!!!!
What do we do with pricks like these? I think they should have their licenses cancelled permanently, their cars confiscated and fined so heavily they are not in a financial state to replace their car. Loss of your car and a $30k fine might get some of these idiots thinking …. although many think they are invincible and will never be caught.
4. Go Dizzy!!!
Jason Gillespie = champion!!!! 201 not out.
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April 19th, 2006 at 6:50 am
1/ Gross. Just noticed his nose tonight
2/ Uusally verticle stripes aren’t they? Given her height, good idea to go for horizontal
3/ Fines for people who have little don’t work well. Obviously no respect for law and the reasons it is there. He should have been locked up before this.
4/ Bearded bloke. Unusually for cricket, he seems like a nice guy.
April 20th, 2006 at 2:15 am
1) I wonder how long the marriage contract is for? And who was it that couldn’t have kids outta Tom n Nicole? And why was she talking up celibacy before marriage before the ‘big announcement’?
2) She’s a ho. It’s like she trying to maintain some modesty by covering her calves.
3) If ppl get caught driving like tools they should have their licence taken away immediately - as if they’re not gonna be tempted to ‘get it out of their system’ while they’ve still got the chance. And it’s not always as easy as you might think to control the behaviour of the driver - spesh if they get kicks from seeing ppl stirred up and keep pushing the boundaries…
4) I’m glad he had a haircut.
July 12th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
3) I was there on the morning of that crash. 17/04/06. I still remember the date. I stopped to help the people in the cars. I saw them dead. There was nothing I could do. In some of the news pictures you could see a blue BA Falcon. That was me. That day changed my life and the way I drive. I hope I never see anything again like I saw that day.