Moccasin City = Bogan Haven

Moe, Victoria, is bogan town.  Probably best known in recent years for the Jaidyn Leskie murder.

I noticed this picture and the accompanying story yesterday, and the thought “bogans” leapt off the screen at me.

Bilynda Murphy and Greg Domaszewicz

Let me list the boganiffic qualities of this saga:

  • names like Bilynda, Kadee, Harley, Breehanna
  • nice flannelette shirts
  • the almost incestuous relationships going on, in particular the father of Jaidyn (another good bogan name) being the former husband of his mother’s sister
  • women having x children by x different fathers
  • almost universal unemployment amongst the key people
  • drinking and drugs
  • petty criminal records for many of those involved
  • Jaidyn’s mother being out on the piss the night of his murder and leaving her baby with her no-hoper boyfriend
  • stuff like people working on cars in their yards (I can just picture the old cars cluttering the yards) and having a pet pig.

Could we get a better example of the life of a bogan?

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Lost

How lost can you get? Not as bad as 3 people in Miami, Florida.

They spent 3 days driving around Miami trying to find their hotel. They were ultimately found by police, sitting in their car in the parking area of a servo. According to police:

“The two women were taking turns driving, and they’ve been driving around non-stop trying to find their hotel,”

“The gentleman does have Alzheimer’s, so he didn’t even know he was lost.”

Funny, but kind of sad, too.

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