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- August 27, 2006
Battle of the Bulge

How would you like one of these? Its a Burger King quad stacker burger. Just look at all that nutritional goodness. 4 beef patties, 4 slices of cheese, 4 pieces of bacon. Salad … no way, thats for wimps! 1 000 calories and 68 grams of fat per burger. I hope they have defibrillators and qualified medical people at the Burger King’s where they sell them.
You have to wonder who the marketing genius who thought this up was. Clearly they’ve never heard bigger is not necessarily better, nor do they have the remotest concept of healthy eating or any consideration that they might, just might, have something to do with the obesity epidemic.
This particular pile of fat and grease hasn’t reached Australia, so here’s a review of the delights of ploughing through one. Interestingly, it claims 8 strips of bacon not 4, just to push the modest excess that little bit further. And if one of these is not enough to satisfy your hunger, some Burger King’s have a buy one get one free offer!!!

But this isn’t the biggest burger going around. Hardee’s - a chain we don’t have here, has a Monster Thickburger, which is about a third bigger again. A mere 1 420 calories and 107 grams of fat. Yummy!
PS- A couple of these would sort out the likes of Nicole Ritchie and Keira Knightley.









8 Responses to “Battle of the Bulge”
Nicole Ritchie could live on one for a week and still gain 3 lbs.
By Serra on Aug 27, 2006
I feel sick just looking at that…
By Yvonne on Aug 27, 2006
You can get two out of the standard pig.
By Anonymous on Aug 28, 2006
Pardon my French, but le fuck me drunk! They’re horrendous…
By Boysenberry on Aug 28, 2006
The latest “Barrage of Giant Burgers” is kinda like the latest “Barrage of Fast Gas Guzzling Cars”…
Things were fine at one point, then came all the new fast cars that eat more gas than your old one did in the 70’s… Now we got Burgers that eat more of your Bucks than can fill your stomach…
I think all us “Little People” are in the wrong business…
By Keith on Sep 1, 2006
so wat u act like all food is bad from there food from allover isnt always good i admitt i dont lyke bacon but thats sort of messed up there food is good when u need 2 b on th go dont hate it luv it
By Anonymous on Nov 20, 2006
Actually it’s 8 pieces of bacon not 4. 2 slices per hamburger patty.
By Anonymous on May 14, 2007
Anonymous - the last one, yeah, thought it might be, but wasn’t sure and didn’t want to exaggerate. After all its important to show restraint when it comes to junk food!
By Living in Canberra on May 17, 2007