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Ocean Grove Fuckwits Football Club

How do these guys manage to take the high marks in a game of Australian football while their knuckles are dragging on the ground?



A busload of them coming home from the races saw a Jewish man, Menachem Vorchheimer, walking along the street. They greeted him in traditional anti-semite fashion … “Fuck off Jews” and “Go the Nazis” according to Mr Vorchheimer, plus making motions towards him of shooting a gun. Brainiacs they sure aren’t! In fact I suspect there wouldn’t have been a working braincell between the whole bus load.



As well as abusing him, they also removed his skullcap, and when he tried to get it back, he got punched in the face for his troubles. This all happened in front of his children by the way.



According to a club spokesman it was an accident. How you racially vilify someone accidently and then punch him accidently has me beat, but thats what is claimed?



While the club has made noises about taking the matter seriously, reading between the lines of what they’re saying indicates they don’t really think its a big deal …no doubt they won’t be able to identify the main culprit/s.




“We don’t know (who threw the punch) with all the commotion that was going on at the time.”


If Victorian football authorities are serious they’ll demand a full investigation of the incident and rub out the players involved for a long time. If its not done properly, I’d be suspending the club from competition for a year - give the players plenty of time to take lessons in decency, tolerance, humanity and stuff like that.



Failing that, here’s the new jumper design for the Ocean Grove Fuckwits AFC - they clearly have players who’d feel right at home in it.










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  1. 5 Responses to “Ocean Grove Fuckwits Football Club”

  2. What can you say?

    Fucknuckles.

    By Boysenberry on Oct 17, 2006

  3. A well written letter from the victim.
    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20601675-2862,00.html

    A Jewish solution, and I think I heard that the club will accept the invitation.

    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20600128-2862,00.html

    By Andrew on Oct 17, 2006

  4. Looks like the links won’t show, so cut and paste separately

    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/
    0,21985,20601675-2862,00.html

    http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/
    0,21985,20600128-2862,00.html

    By Andrew on Oct 17, 2006

  5. The club has to be suspended from the league. And a comment of condemnation from the Geelong football club would also not go astray.

    By Don Quixote on Oct 18, 2006

  6. OK
    Lets get a few facts straight.
    I am from Ocean Grove, I am a junior member of the football club.
    How dare people such as yourself brand an entire club as “Fuckwits”. That is absolutely disguting and you should be ashamed of yourself for using such generalised comments.
    Yes, what they did was very wrong. HOWEVER - The players were not on a ‘end of season trip’, the events that took place had NOTHING to do with the Ocean Grove Football club as an organisation. While the accused are members of the club there is no point using such an offensive description of everyone in the club - then following those descriptions with a revolting ‘flag’ which you seem to find hilarious.
    You have every right to be disgusted with what happened. But do not ever generalise this anger to a group of unrelated people in such a cowardly, disgraceful and obscene manner.

    By Jack on Nov 16, 2007

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