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- November 17, 2006
Watch out tomorrow - men with small dicks out and about
A shooters’ rights group, the Coalition of Law Abiding Sporting Shooters (CLASS), has called for tomorrow to be national “buy a gun” day.
CLASS is promoting the idea of a special day for shooters, arguing that gun ownership teaches individual responsibility and important life skills. According to its president, Peter Whelan:
“Gun ownership develops self-confidence and teaches individual responsibility, essential lessons for day-to-day living. The shooting sports involve control, coordination and patience, which are also important life skills.”
Mr Whelan said young people taught these important lessons through gun ownership were far less likely to get involved in drugs or other anti-social behaviour. (My thoughts are that gun ownership might actually teach many that they can be far more anti-social with a gun.)
Gun control advocates have described the promotion of gun culture as unacceptable. Roland Browne, co-chair of the National Coalition for Gun Control, said:
“In 1996 Australia decided to move away from the American gun culture where people just wandered out and purchased guns on a whim,”
Under current Australian firearms laws, only a person holding a firearms licence may buy a gun and then only by submitting an application for a permit to acquire to their state registry then waiting 28 days.
So, watch out if you’re out shopping tomorrow, they may be lots of men out compensating for their own inadequacies at the local gun shop. No doubt they will have travelled there in their big V8.
Update (20/11/2006): Someone took the bait.
5 Responses to “Watch out tomorrow - men with small dicks out and about”
Absolutely beautiful photo’s and I’ll be sure to keep my eye out for small dick men.
By Jo on Nov 18, 2006
Please allow me, sir, to express my deep admiration of the appendage you are evidently able to deploy for self-defense. You must be very proud. I am certain every lady you know feels safer in your presence than with nearly any other man.
My father owns a walking-stick made out of a bull’s penis stretched over an iron rod. Up till now, he has been the only person I know who can, literally, beat off an attacker with his penis.
I admit that my own, personal penis pitifully inadequate for self-defense purposes.
I agree with you that that women should be left defenseless, since they are anatomically unsuited for it. It makes them so much easier to subdue.
It’s also true that the elderly and handicapped, regardless of size, do not deserve the right to self-defense, since their wang-fu will likely be inadequate for a variety of reasons. We don’t need such human rubbish, anyway.
I admit, I’ve always found it disturbing that the police and military, being unable to find recruits of your mighty dimensions, instead must brand them as the puny weaklings by issuing handguns and, for the truly peanut ranks, rifles.
Congratulation to you again, and I am sure we will hear more of your exploits as you defend your self, your family, your neighbors, and your nation.
I implore you to post the resulting news pictures.
By refugee on Nov 19, 2006
Oh Refugee.
I was laughing out loud.
Outstanding riposte.
Unfortunately I don’t have that kind of wit (I’ll leave the subject of endowment for the reader’s imagination).
I would like to add one important concept however, There is a psychological term that I think fits here: “projection”. This is a self-defense mechanism by which sufferers project their own shortcomings onto others in an effort to alleviate their own feelings of inadequacy.
Since I don’t personally know the author of this post and he understandably doesn’t give any personal information about himself in his profile I can only surmise.
But it seems at least possible, if not downright probable, that; if someone were to have feelings of inadequacy regarding their manhood, it would most likely be one who is too fearful to provide for their own self defense…even to the point of fearing and despising those who do.
Just a thought.
By Sailorcurt on Nov 20, 2006
So, what about hybrid V-8 drivers like me who own a couple of really good shotguns? One of the shotguns is based on the AK-47 action and is quite reliable.
By Shooter on Nov 20, 2006
You know, the ladies, whom one would presume to know the difference, don’t seem to flock to all these giantly-endowed pacifists that must be out there.
By Everlasting on Nov 20, 2006