bogans & dickheads, funny stuff
- April 24, 2007
Ouch!!! (and I mean fucking ouch!!!!)
A man ran into a London restaurant, jumped on a table, pulled out a knife, pulled his dick out of his pants and cut it off.
According to a witness:
“This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
“Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
“Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it.”
And here’s the report in English tabloid style …love how they coyly talk about his “manhood” rather than “penis”.
Rather unsurprisingly, the man will be assessed by psychiatrists following treatment for his wounds and is expected to be held under the Mental Health Act for his own safety.
One Response to “Ouch!!! (and I mean fucking ouch!!!!)”
I found this quite comical. I think if he wanted his “manhood” cut-off it should remain cut-off. Who are we to sew it back on… he might just cut it off again.
By Sharon on Apr 24, 2007