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- May 1, 2007
Just what everyone needs
A sculpture of a naked and dead Paris Hilton will be used in an anti drink-driving campaign.
Paris Hilton Autopsy shows the heiress - who was arrested last September for drink driving - lying naked with her legs splayed wearing a tiara and cluthching a mobile phone. The sculpture has an open abdominal cavity with removable life-size internal organs.
I still have this big question about Paris Hilton. What the fuck is it she’s done to be famous for? Please, somebody, list her achievements. To the best of my knowledge she’s famous for being famous, and for a few instances of skanky behaviour. I just can’t see what it is about her that grabs all the attention.
Update (6/05/2007): Poor Paris. 45 days jail for her parole violations. Seems like she thought that normal laws didn’t apply to her … even turned up late for court. Sounds like Mum doesn’t think the law applies to her family, so hardly surprising that Paris doesn’t either. I still wonder if Paris will make it to jail though … got a feeling that lawyers will appeal and some sort of deal will be done to keep her out.
Anyway, for now, Paris is not looking real happy about things.
4 Responses to “Just what everyone needs”
Most Australian guys I know seem to think she a ’skanky ho’. Guess it is not so different from my partner ranting about Ben Cousins and why the media is obsessed with him. Sells media and you have just added one more reference to Paris and I am thinking about her and wondering about her talents when I had almost forgotten her.
By Andrew on May 1, 2007
Her sole contribution to being famous is coming from the Hilton family. Other than that she is just a skanky ho.
You will notice too that she can’t stand to be off the front page of the gossip section for anyone. As soon as a big story comes up about someone else she will do something to get back in the line light. Like when Britney had her meltdown (or as i think of it, publicity stunt) Paris starts driving and getting arrested for driving without a license.
By Greg on May 1, 2007
45 days in the big house for the girl.
By Anonymous on May 5, 2007
This is a subject I’ve pondered on for a little while.I have this opinion of Paris,rich,bitch and out of control,no tits probably an ugly looking pussy but she seems to pull the blokes and that only takes an open pair of legs and some alcahol. At the end of the day if I was pissed and horny and Paris shouted me a drink and said fuck me, I probabably would
By Dom Ursino on May 10, 2007