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What odds Paris makes a miraculous recovery?

Posted by Ian in entertainment on June 8th, 2007

Paris Hilton (the bimbo who’s famous for god knows what) was released from jail three days into a 23 day term (which had already been reduced for “good behaviour” from the original 45 day sentence for breach of probation from previous driving offences. She was apparently released from jail for “medical” (***cough, cough***bullshit***cough, cough***) reasons.

Because of the “medical” condition she has been transferred to home detention. Now she’s back in luxury, rather than the spartan cell she was in, whats the betting that her “medical” condition miraculously disappears?

Paris claims to have learnt a lesson from her time in jail. She said:

“I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes”.

Yeah, sure! I suspect the only lesson she’s learnt is that if you cry and carry on, hold your breath until you go blue in the face, and refuse to eat your food, mummy will let you off your punishment.

Did I hear someone say “one law for the rich and famous, another law for the rest of us”?

Update (09/06/2007): Turns out her freedom was shortlived … she was sent back to jail by one pissed off judge. Funnily enough, evidence of the “medical” condition was not able to be provided to the court at today’s hearing. Paris’s words as she left court to be returned to jail:

“It’s not right!” “Mom!”

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2 Responses to “What odds Paris makes a miraculous recovery?”

  1. Comment by Baleboosteh

    This may sound horrible, but, I was so glad to hear she had been returned to jail to finish her sentence!

    Why should she get off so easily.

    The photo of her in the back of the car just shows what a thin veneer of a person she really is. Pathetic!

  2. Comment by Martine

    Yes, unfortunately, this is all her parents fault in this case. Give everything to your child to get rid of them, money is very easy to give if you don’t want to give them love or attention, raise them and take care of them and teach them what life is all about…

    Yes, a very sad story, poor little rich girl indeed… Her parents should be sent to jail with her for that matter and maybe reflect to what they did to her, or did not do…