Stella sucks her way to success

 Stella Marie Thompson has earned millions from the aftermath of a blowjob she was giving in 1995.  Stella, you see, worked under the name, Divine Brown, who was caught in the act in actor Hugh Grant’s car.

It turns out that Grant was caught out largely because he was being a tightarse with his money. Ms Brown reveals that the pair were caught by police because Mr Grant did not have the $117 required to purchase hotel services from her and instead had to settle for the $70 “in car” option. She said Mr Grant attracted attention because he had not turned his ignition off during the encounter and had continued to press the brake peddle, causing the light to flash on, off, on, off.

Hugh Grant went through a lot of public humiliation after being busted.

For Divine Brown, the money she earned from interviews and endorsements has allowed her to put her children through private school and buy a four-bedroom house.  Says her manager (pimp), Alvin “Gangsta” Brown:

“I love Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant put my kids through school, gave us a chance of the life we probably would’ve never reached,” Gangsta said.

“We had a chance to travel on private jets. If I can meet him and shake his hand all I would like to say is: ‘Thank you. I appreciate you, and if there is anything I can do in return I would love to be a friend’.”