Has anyone got nude pictures of Hermione Granger?

Posted on September 17, 2007
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If so, there’s lots of people out on the interwebs that are desperate to see them. “Hermione nude” is the most popular search used to get to my blog. I’ve just been looking at my statistics , seeing that as of today there have been 90,000 visits here. Its taken 64 days since 80,000 … a bit of a slowdown compared to what the previous few 10k’s have been taking.

Anyway, as well as disappointing the seekers of nude pictures of Hermione, other things people have come looking for include:

“10 year old pussy”, “10 year old sex”, “pedo sex” - clearly the police have got their work cut out rounding up all the pedophiles
“tits out”, “breast sizes”, “f cup”, “brittney spears tits”, “korean cleavage”, “bare tits” - breasts obviously have their fans
“naked celebrities”- I was right about this.
“poop”, “women crapping pics”, “poo sculpture” - still plenty of fascination about the brown stuff.
“maddison gabriel” - she’s made a bit of a late run. I suspect this is related to the first point above.
“vagina” - several searches for this. Need to be more specific …presumably you’re looking for that of a human female, not a dog, cow, horse, elephant or something else - or you just don’t care as long as its vagina (whoever these searchers were, they are very persistent - there are a lot of search results - 22.6 million - to choose from, and I couldn’t see my blog in the first few pages)

Next trick - 100,000.

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4 Responses to “Has anyone got nude pictures of Hermione Granger?”

Chaim on September 17th, 2007 7:16 pm

I have experienced the same thing. Anything sex-related gets me huge hits. Sometimes a post will get a hit return for a completely unrelated topic, just because certain words can me used in a sexual context.

And, I’ve had the same experience, too, with the persistence. Who really goes through 16 pages of results? Some people make it to my blog do, that’s who. Really amazing.
Andrew on September 18th, 2007 1:29 am

Your hits will certainly go up today after another mention in Crikey.
M on September 19th, 2007 6:58 am

yeah, that Maddison Gabriel did me in.
Guy on May 7th, 2008 7:14 pm

this is funny and creepy at the same time–i was just checking the history on my laptop–
and i just got back from a trip

so now im curious who was looking this up on my pc

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