Whatever floats your boat
Colin Lazarus, from Melbourne, has an extremely interesting fetish. He bought an 11 year old girl black pointy platform shoes then persuaded her to wear them so she could kick him in the genitals. On another occasion, he asked the girl to kick him in the genitals and put her shoed foot into his mouth. […]
Hall of fame
To me the highlight of the ARIA awards on Sunday night was Nick Cave’s induction into the ARIA Hall of Fame, and his speech accepting the recognition of his works, and particularly the way he took it upon himself to induct some of his colleagues in his bands The Bad Seeds and The Birthday Party. […]
Tickets on herself?
Tarisai Vuche, who got the flick from Australian Idol last night, gave the judges a huge spray.
She clearly has an inflated view of her own importance, saying God would judge them if they believed what they said about her.
Umm, no, don’t think so. Can’t imagine your god would give a rats arse about one mediocre […]
Still plenty of demand for Hermione Granger nude
Clocked up 100k visitors today.
Looking through how people found me here, the more popular searches have been:
Hermione (Granger) nude, Harry Potter porn, Harry and Hermione nude, Hermione pussy: still plenty of interest. I’m not so sure of the chances of finding a picture of Harry and Hermione, after all Hermione and Ron were […]
That’ll teach him
I am always amused by criminals doing stupid things to harm themselves during the committing of their crimes. Well, there’s one burglar from Adelaide who will not be committing any more crimes, therefore solving a small part of the crime problem.
This guy somehow managed to slip while climbing through the window he had just smashed, […]
One of those days
Yep, had one today.
Driving around, about lunchtime, and suddenly the car starts shuddering. So I pull over. And guess what? One seriously flat tyre.
Oh shit says I (actually it was worse than that), because we’d had a flat about a month ago, and guess who hadn’t got around to replacing the spare? (slack, I know, […]
She’s a real doll
I just love this comment in a review of Britney Spears’ new album “Blackout”.
“If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she’d sound like.”
Pure gold!
Also, commenting on the studio trickery used in making it:
“In terms of studio trickery, Paris Hilton’s album was practically “Unplugged” compared to this.”
And while on the subject of blow-up/rubber […]
All talk no action
Hey Candice Falzon, maybe just shut up until you actually win something, rather than constantly being in the news for everything except your achievements in your chosen sport. Get out and win some ironwoman races, rather than carry on about how your screwing Sonny Bill Williams in the toilets of the Clovelly hotel was blown […]
How to massively increase traffic to your blog
Take this advice and write a post along these lines.
“Tom Cruise in his next movie plays the part of a Nazi cryogenically frozen since the end of WW2. Thawed out from his frozen existence, he joins the Taliban in Afghanistan, having forgone the glories of Adolf Hitler and the thousand year reich to support […]
Arseholes live forever
Thats what you’d think reading eulogies. Everyone who dies is an absolutely wonderful person who was a paragon of virtue from the moment they were born until they took their last breath.
There’s been a storm in a teacup today about The Chaser comedy team’s show last night on TV and “The Eulogy Song” that […]







