Whatever floats your boat

Colin Lazarus, from Melbourne, has an extremely interesting fetish.  He bought an 11 year old girl black pointy platform shoes then persuaded her to wear them so she could kick him in the genitals.  On another occasion, he asked the girl to kick him in the genitals and put her shoed foot into his mouth.  He also got her 8 year old brother to join in the kicking.  One time, he told her to stand on his neck while her brother kicked him.  He admitted to police he had a sexual fetish for shoes and people standing on him.

Judge Lance Pilgrim said it was the strangest case he had dealt with in his 49 years in court.

No shit!!!!