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Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri is not actually his, but was conceived using Scientology founder, L Ron Hubbard’s sperm.   Thats one claim made in a new book by Andrew Morton:  “Tom Cruise: An Unauthorised Biography“.  He also claims that Scientology played a large part in the breakdown of Cruise’s marriage to Nicole Kidman, and that Kidman has not been able to speak out against the pseudo-religion because of threats of blackmail over the release of details of the couple’s sex life and also access to their two adopted children.  The pseudo-church has denied these claims of blackmail.

Another claim in the book is that Cruise has since risen to No. 2 in the church, according to Morton, and his next mission is to recruit David and Victoria Beckham …. a task which I’m sure will take convincing philosophical and intellectual argument to achieve.

Enough of that.  Next, Terri Irwin.  She claims to have had contact with dead husband Steve through American television medium John Edward.  Hours before the psychic performed for 4500 people at the Irwins’ Australia Zoo Crocoseum , Mrs Irwin and Steve’s father, Bob,had private “readings” to contact the late wildlife champion.  Mr Irwin said his daughter-in-law was overjoyed by the outcome. He said both “had contact with Steve”.

“There’s no doubt that Steve was with us,” Mr Irwin said. “It’s not black and white, it’s grey, but there was a definite, unmistakable Steve energy.”

If the rest of the crowd at the public $90-a-head show were hoping to “see” Steve Irwin yesterday, they left disappointed. He did not make his presence felt and Edward did not address any Irwin family member during his two-hour show.

Strange that?  Nothing on the big stage but success when there were only 2 others around - all equally voracious publicity whores.  Message to Terri Irwin - shut up, all this crap you are going on with recently is destroying whatever credibility you might have had.  Just run the zoo, will you?

Enough of Terri …but by the way, its rather disturbing that 4,500 people were fool enough to part with $90 to see this garbage.  Mmmm, Queensland …. probably explains why Nigerian email scams have a better than average success rate there.   Hey that reminds me, I have an uncle in Lagos who has just died and left me $5m - but I need help getting it out of the country.  Please contact me if you can help me with this ….I’m sure we can cut a deal.

Britney Spears train wreck I posted about separately the other day, so I won’t repeat it all here.

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