bogans & dickheads
- January 14, 2008
In deep shit
This is Corey Delaney. He is going to be in seriously deep shit with his parents when they get home from holidays. He hosted a party at his family’s Narre Warren South (Melbourne) house on Saturday night. In a moment of truly inspired genius he invited all and sundry via MySpace.
About 500 people showed up, many drinking heavily (underage drinking - shame, never happened in my day), things got out of control and rowdy, with neighbours’ gardens and mailboxes trampled. So the police came, and some of the brainiacs at the party started pelting them with bottles. Police who came under attack had to retreat until back-up arrived from the air-wing (a helicopter) and dog squad.
Corey’s parents are a little pissed off with him. They were away on holidays. Apparently Corey pulled a fast one on them.
“Corey was to come away with us but at the last minute, he got a part-time job and he didn’t come,” Mrs Delaney said.
“We organised for him to stay with a friend - not at our home - and obviously Corey’s gone behind our backs and decided somewhere along the line to throw a party.”
Mr Delaney said he was so angry he had barely spoken to his son.
“He won’t speak to us and you can understand why, because I think he knows what’s coming,” he said.
“We’ve had a lot of family and friends trying to talk to him to make him understand what he’s done. He seems very blase about it.”
Mr Delaney said he intended to ‘deal’ with his son.
Meanwhile, the police are considering billing him the estimated $20,000 cost for responding to the party.
I saw Corey on the TV tonight. He didn’t seem too upset by what had happened. I don’t think he accepts any responsibility for the behaviour that went on. I also think he was rather lapping up the media attention. He also came across as a dimwitted bogan. Because I know it will be beyond Corey’s apparent intellect, I’ll save him some trouble and tell him that he needs to get around to all his friends from the party and get them to cough up $40 each …. that’s what he needs to cover the bill from the police …. good luck trying Corey.
And lose those sunglasses … they are absolute shockers. And cut back on whatever it is you’re smoking (he gives the impression of being somewhat substance impaired, on top of being brain cell deficient).
12 Responses to “In deep shit”
Corey better trade that part-time job up to a full-time job pretty quick !
Perhaps he could have a garage sale…and sell those dreadful sunnies, hat and boardies he’s modeled for the media.
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By Jayne (51 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
He seems to be defying Darwin’s Theory on survival of the fittest. Modern medicine/science keeps too many idiots alive these days.
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By mikster (3 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
Very funny. Only 10 years until my kids are this age. I can remember going to a few parties like this where the house was a little trashed, but it was only word of mouth and a few people (and some alcohol and music).
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By Colin Campbell (37 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
Theres a bad apple in every batch, as there is generally a stupid one, in Corey’s case he is a bad stupid apple. In that he is quite rare. Honestly, 90% of primary school children would know better that to be so stupid and invite random people using MySpace. What a complete and utter moron.
If I were his parents he would be out on his butt from the minute I got home. I’d probably kick his butt out literally and slam the door behind him with the obligatory “and stay out”.
Further, I would be encouraging the police to pass on their bill to him. Hurting him in the hip pocket may open his eyes to how much of a knob jockey he has been.
I agree with Mikster that this drongo is defying the Darwin Theory. In fact, give him a few years and he may end up with a Darwin Award and then we can once again laugh at his ineptitude.
By ShadowKnight (3 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
wow…
bad party.
But I can feel surely that is awesome party a ha. ha.
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By Hendsmaster On Indonesia (1 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
I WOULD BE WILLING TO HELP DO A CHARITY EVENT FOR HIM HERE IN HOLLYWOOD!
Anyone know his myspace?
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TILT
By Mike Woodward (1 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
No surprise that you’ve filed this one under ‘bogun’. Seriously, that kid is a loser of mammoth proportions.
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By chosha (16 comments.) on Jan 15, 2008
Well his parents didn’t brought him up well … he doesn’t seem to have some respect for them.
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By Junelle (2 comments.) on Jan 16, 2008
Just heard he’s in police custody- the streets are safe from bogan fashion statements once more !
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By Jayne (51 comments.) on Jan 16, 2008
One word: dumbass. At first I thought he was Britney doing something incredibly stupid again.
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By Leon (5 comments.) on Jan 16, 2008
And to think ten years ago all we did in my ‘hood was have bonfire parties and drink six packs of lemon ruskies. Don’t I feel like a dork…
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By audrey apple (2 comments.) on Jan 17, 2008
Wow, man - a *helicopter*?? ahahahaha
That must have been the ultimate shocker for him - can you imagine being in that guy’s head right then and there? Wow….
His parents not immediately beatin’ the crap outta him - hehe - such restrasint!
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By Falls-Down-Laughing (1 comments.) on Mar 24, 2008