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Corey Worthington/Delaney has a rival in the partying stakes. Fifteen-year-old Gemma Anscomb told her parents she was having a few friends around for a video night. But instead she had advertised a party on social networking site Bebo and invited everyone she knew.

When her parents got home the next day, they found:

• their dog Bailey unconscious - he had overdosed on ecstasy tablets
• the dining room floor was covered in four inches of beer
• their lap-tops, iPods and jewellery had been stolen
• handcuffs and underwear in their eight-year-old daughter’s bedroom
• in Gemma’s bedroom, the walls were covered in black marks and there was evidence of group sex.
• traces of cocaine, marijuana and alcohol bottles littered the house
• their brand new luxury fridge vandalised with a knife
• the loungeroom carpet covered in stains
• the upstarirs carpet has now become “dull brown”
• the canopy above the eight-year-old daughter’s bed has been ripped off
• that 57 calls were made using the house phone.

But it gets worse.

As for what happened to the washing machine (or, to be more accurate, on top of it), Gemma’s mother, could barely bring herself to say; she has been told it was where “group sex” had taken place. Pointing to her own kingsize bed in the master bedroom, she declared: “There were six people in there having sex at one time. We feel totally violated.”

But Gemma herself didn’t get to see much of her party. It’s a miracle Gemma even knew whether it was a “well good” party or not. Friends say she passed out at 7.30pm - after drinking to excess - and had to be carried to her bedroom where she remained “comatose until the next morning.

Like Corey, Gemma is full of regrets. Not likely, as she posted on her internet page:

“Yeahh it [the party] went wrong but it was well good. . . I mean it was f****** good.”

She’s moved out of home, initially hiding at a friend’s house, but now living with her father.

Corey, meet Gemma … she sounds like your type of girl. Oh, and yes, lift your game, we can’t have the Poms beating us at anything including wild partying!

As for Bailey, he’s ok.

“He did eventually wake up, but for days he was very quiet, hardly moved and wouldn’t eat his food,”

revealed Mrs Anscomb..

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