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Haven’t done this for a while now, in fact since I moved over from Blogger to Wordpress. Today marked the 140,000th visit to my blog since I started it 2 and a half years ago.

Now for a look at some of the searches that brought people here:

• vagina is very popular - in fact the top search term by wide margin
• Hermione Granger nude - still features highly. There is clearly much demand for her …”hermione nude”, “hermione granger nude”, “nude hermione”, “hermione granger pussy” and many mispelt variations of these
• tits are also popular- both generically and specific to nominated individuals. Some of the more popular searches were for “tits”, “bit tits”, “bare tits”, “tits out”, “big tits”, “naked tits” …. you get the idea.
• I still seem to be a magnet for the pedophiles - “pedo sex”, “10 year old sex”, “pedo”, ” 8 year old sex”, “girl masturbating during school” …. fucking sickos, for all you know I could be a policeman out to sting you.
• Ashley Dupree - the prostitute who former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer couldn’t resist
• Gemma Anscomb - party animal!
• Sydney Swans - finally something not related to sex, girls or both!
• “old sex” - to balance out the pedo stuff I guess?
• “sicko sex” - now this is a very open ended search, and rather specific to an individual … after all, just because something floats your boat doesn’t mean it does for me or anyone else
• “brother sister porn” - for the Tasmanian audience I suppose?
• now for some truly weird stuff - “buy rubber fist”, “vagina bilder”, “safari suit”, “horse got things in its vagania”, “geril’s pussy” (not sure if this is someone interested in girls or perhaps gerbils?)

All I can say is that there are a lot of people looking for some weird shit on the internet.