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It seems so soon after I did my last stats roundup. The last 10k visits have taken only 31 days.

Now lets look at what’s brought people here. No real surprises. The usual suspects, vagina (in various forms, eg hairy, bald, wet, loose, big, 8 year old, 10 year old, Japanese, etc, etc), pussy, nude Hermione Granger, nude (insert celebrity name here), pedo sex, etc … all there again. There are a few new ones though:

• Lynne Tziolas - the nude schoolteacher from Sydney
• “how to resist masturbation” ….willpower, I’d suggest, or cold showers, or maybe wear boxing gloves to bed
• Macdonalds food pictures - just remember, it always looks better in the pictures than the real thing

Thats about all actually … the usual collection of weirdos looking for whatever they get their jollies from.

Police pulled up a car near Alice Springs and found:

• one five year old boy not wearing a seatbelt
• one 30 can slab of beer, wearing a seatbelt.

The policeman who pulled the car over said the driver of the car “just looked at me blankly” when he was handed a $750 fine for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle, and failing to ensure a child was wearing a seatbelt.

“There were four adults in the car, two in the front seat and two in the back seats and in between those adults there was the carton of beer strapped in with the belt,” he said.

“The child was sitting in the lump in the centre, unrestrained.”

“I asked him about the fact the child was unrestrained and the beer was, and he said he didn’t know anything about it.”

I’m not sure what is more disturbing ….that morons like this drive, or that they breed?