Geriatric sex fiend – powered by Viagra

Svetozar Varmedja seems to have overdone things with the Viagra, to the extent that its cost him $232,000 in a court case.  Varmedja, 80, was found to have subjected his 53-year-old wife to more than 18 months of physical and sexual abuse. 

Mrs Varmedja met her Australian husband in Serbia in 1995 and the couple married in 2000.  Mrs Varmedja said her husband was a good man who treated her well, until April 2001, when he started taking Viagra.  Then he went crazy – according to his wife:

“After taking those tablets, he told me it was very important for him to have sex three or four times a day,”

“Those tablets changed him and he started to treat me like a slave,”

If she didn’t comply with his wishes, he threatened her with violence, and to kill her.  The court found there were three acts of sexual assault a week, as well as other sex acts. Mr Varmedja beat her with a curtain rod, a stick and his shotgun.  The abuse included more than 200 sexual assaults.  The threats included, according to Mrs Varmedja:

“He put his gun in my mouth and said: `One day, I will kill you’

“This is your punishment for not completely satisfying me and this is what I will always do.”

The second one was after cutting off her hair.

Mr Varmedja denied his former wife’s allegations. But the court found Mrs Varmedja was assaulted and had suffered a significant and chronic post-traumatic shock disorder, as well as depression.  Mr Varmedja appealed the damages awarded on the grounds they were excessive, but lost his appeal last week.

What a pig!  I wonder why this was only a civil suit and there weren’t criminal charges against him (maybe there are, it doesn’t indicate in the report) – there certainly seems to have been plenty of criminality involved.  As for blaming the drug, I find that a bit hard to swallow – I’d say it was most likely the guy was an animal all along and the Viagra simply enabled his behaviour rather than caused it.

Crime wave sweeps Adelaide

Some people do have serious issues about breastfeeding.  So much that this heinous crime occupies the resources of security personnel and police in Adelaide.

Sharleen Salmon was followed by police and security officers through Marion shopping mall then questioned after a complaint over her expressing breast milk in a parents room. 

"They told me that a little kid had been running around in the parents room and had briefly seen what I was doing and had complained to its mum,’’

she said.

"The mum then complained to security and the cleaner came in to inspect what I was doing. They told me the complaint was that there was a topless woman eating her lunch in the parents room.

"It’s tough enough that I have to do this during my break, but for a complaint to be made about me doing it, is really upsetting.’’

Breastfeeding Association spokeswoman Tracey Kelly said many people were ignorant about expressing milk:

“This mother was very humiliated and something like this could have seen the end of her expressing milk or working.

“It’s already very stressful and then to have someone complain about it is absolutely traumatising. This centre, like many shopping centres, doesn’t even have a lockable door for mothers to go behind, they just have curtains.’’

Ms Salmon has made a complaint to the Equal Opportunity Commission and is awaiting a response.

Now I would have thought among other things, that:

1. the mum who owned the kid who was running around in the parents’ room ought to have known better than to let the kid roam wild in there
2. that she would have known that breastfeeding is a natural function and have been able to explain that to her child
3. that the cleaner, security and police should have told her to mind her own business and not waste everyone’s time.

Yeah, right, pull the other one

I just don’t believe it.  Pornography is not the most popular thing searched for on the internet.

This is according to Google’s new search analysis tool, Insights.  More Australians use the web to find games than adult content.  The top Australian search terms so far this year are: "games", "youtube", "myspace", "ebay", "google", "facebook", "weather", "hotmail", "yahoo" and "real estate".

The tool allows you to narrow down search statistics by country, region, city, etc, by date range and by areas of interest, such as travel or sports.  For example, web searches including the terms "art" and "politics" are popular in the Northern Territory and Tasmania – but only "politics" is of interest in the ACT, where those for "art" trail every other region.  Google searches for "news" are most popular in the Northern Territory and Western Australia, while those for "shoes" usually come from Victoria (Kelley must have been googling plenty).

Some other interesting things to note:

• Queenslanders and New South Welshmen are the pornhounds of Australia - searches for "porn" are most popular in Queensland and New South Wales and least popular in Tasmania and the Northern Territory.
• "news" is a more popular search term than "porn" only in the ACT, Tasmania and the Northern Territory.
• Facebook is currently searched-for more often in the ACT and NT, while MySpace dominates everywhere else.
• Australia is leading the world for searches on "purple monkey dishwasher"

Must go and check up on that last one.

Lagos calling – plenty of people listening

According to police, Australians are losing $36m a year to Nigerian scammers.  And the problem is more extensive than that, because similar frauds are going through other countries.  The police say they struggle to get a handle on the issue because many incidents went unreported – no doubt people being scammed are often too embarrassed to own up to their stupidity.

It just staggers me to see people still falling for these scams.  To not know about them, you’d need to be living in a cave or something, or be incredibly stupid, gullible, greedy or all of those.  Hard to protect some people from themselves, it seems.

Stats - 180k

Passed 180,000 visits today. The last 10,000 took 27 days, exactly the same as the previous 10,000.

Looking through my search logs, I can see all the usual suspects there, mainly Hermione Grainger – nude/pussy/tits (take your pick), girls crapping, etc, but obviously searchers have discovered some Olympic spirit, with new search terms featuring:

• Olympics BSOD/blue screen of death
• Stephanie Rice (nude/pussy/tits)
• some interest in Stephanie and her former boyfriend, Eamon Sullivan – including 2 people who wanted to see videos of them fucking

Then, also on a sporting theme, there was some interest in footballer Sonny Bill Williams, including:

• how big is Sonny Bill Williams’ dick?
• Sonny Bill Williams nude.

But then, nothing can top this for the funniest search of the last month:

• who has the bigger pussy in the world what horse human dog.

I hope they found the answer to that vital piece of the knowledge puzzle they were missing.

Blue Screen of Death - Olympic scale

Is this the biggest BSOD ever?

It occurred during the Olympics opening ceremony last Friday night. One of the computers used to project images onto the roof of the stadium blue screened, and the moment was captured for all to see.

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Family feud - Gaza style

Hatred clearly runs strongly in Gaza. How’s this for a family feud? 29 dead, 60 wounded, plus homes and businesses burnt down. And its still not finished!

This feud is between the al-Masri’s and the Abu Taha’s. It started in 2005 when one of the former stopped at a roadside stall to buy a mango. The stallholder didn’t have change for $5, so the buyer did what most normal people would do - shot and killed the him.

“We want to kill one more to be equal,” a member of the Abu Taha clan told a researcher for International Crisis Group. But then the toll moved to 10 Abu Taha and 11 Masris dead - and the Masris vowed revenge.

Those Masri’s are an argumentative lot. In 2006 they went to war with another clan because one of the Masris, while driving a donkey-cart, collided with a car driven by a member of the equally powerful Kafarneh clan. 6 people were killed as neighbours who had lived side-by-side for decades turned guns on each other in the name of clan honour. Houses were sand-bagged and women who had married across clan lines on both sides were locked up while hundreds of gunmen fought it out for two months. The ongoing feud prompted the Masris to erect a four-metre-high wall around their enclave in the southern Gaza town of Khan Younis.

They are fighting on other fronts too, vowing to kill members of the Dughmush clan. Plus they are at loggerheads with Hamas, the political party/terrorist organisation that now controls Gaza. A clan leader said it needed to avenge the death of three of its fighters during the Hamas takeover, and said “the vendetta remains outstanding”.

Happy families they are not!

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Suck shit fatboy

An inmate in the US is claiming he’s too fat to be executed, because the executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that the drugs used would be reduced in effectiveness due to his weight.

Richard Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die in the US state of Ohio for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for October 14. Cooey is 170 cm tall and weighs 121 kg.

Tough shit, fatboy. My advice to the prison authorities is put him on a starvation diet, say no food for a month or so. Then when he reaches goal weight, strap him down and needle him.

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Eamon and Stephanie sitting in a tree

Who else is sick of the major Australian news story of the last week? The breakup of the relationship between Olympic swimmers, Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice. I know I am. The TV news has been going on about it for days. Big fucking deal I say.

Both of them are clearly focussed on their sport at the moment, Sullivan appearing in a photo spread in GQ Australia, and Rice in FHM.

God knows why she’d want to be on the front cover of a wank magazine for teenage boys.

But regardless, I’d have thought these athletes would be better off getting results on the board in Beijing then going for the publicity, rather than the other way around. Seems arse about to me, and puts extra pressure on them to perform.

Personally I don’t think Australians should set expectations too high for our Olympic team - just a little reminder that a gold medal is their entry ticket back into the country should be motivation enough!!!

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Now that is a lot of pussy

Have you ever seen a bigger one?

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