Geriatric sex fiend – powered by Viagra
Svetozar Varmedja seems to have overdone things with the Viagra, to the extent that its cost him $232,000 in a court case. Varmedja, 80, was found to have subjected his 53-year-old wife to more than 18 months of physical and sexual abuse. Mrs Varmedja met her Australian husband in Serbia in 1995 and the couple [...]
Crime wave sweeps Adelaide
Some people do have serious issues about breastfeeding. So much that this heinous crime occupies the resources of security personnel and police in Adelaide. Sharleen Salmon was followed by police and security officers through Marion shopping mall then questioned after a complaint over her expressing breast milk in a parents room. "They told me that [...]
Yeah, right, pull the other one
I just don’t believe it. Pornography is not the most popular thing searched for on the internet. This is according to Google’s new search analysis tool, Insights. More Australians use the web to find games than adult content. The top Australian search terms so far this year are: "games", "youtube", "myspace", "ebay", "google", "facebook", "weather", [...]
Lagos calling – plenty of people listening
According to police, Australians are losing $36m a year to Nigerian scammers. And the problem is more extensive than that, because similar frauds are going through other countries. The police say they struggle to get a handle on the issue because many incidents went unreported – no doubt people being scammed are often too embarrassed [...]
Stats – 180k
Passed 180,000 visits today. The last 10,000 took 27 days, exactly the same as the previous 10,000. Looking through my search logs, I can see all the usual suspects there, mainly Hermione Grainger – nude/pussy/tits (take your pick), girls crapping, etc, but obviously searchers have discovered some Olympic spirit, with new search terms featuring: Olympics [...]
Blue Screen of Death – Olympic scale
Is this the biggest BSOD ever? It occurred during the Olympics opening ceremony last Friday night. One of the computers used to project images onto the roof of the stadium blue screened, and the moment was captured for all to see. Technorati Tags: Microsoft, Windows XP, blue screen of death, BSOD, Olympics, Beijing
Family feud – Gaza style
Hatred clearly runs strongly in Gaza. How’s this for a family feud? 29 dead, 60 wounded, plus homes and businesses burnt down. And its still not finished! This feud is between the al-Masri’s and the Abu Taha’s. It started in 2005 when one of the former stopped at a roadside stall to buy a mango. [...]
Suck shit fatboy
An inmate in the US is claiming he’s too fat to be executed, because the executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that the drugs used would be reduced in effectiveness due to his weight. Richard Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die in the US state of Ohio for raping and murdering two young [...]
Eamon and Stephanie sitting in a tree
Who else is sick of the major Australian news story of the last week? The breakup of the relationship between Olympic swimmers, Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice. I know I am. The TV news has been going on about it for days. Big fucking deal I say. Both of them are clearly focussed on their [...]
Now that is a lot of pussy
Have you ever seen a bigger one? Technorati Tags: big pussy, obese cat, Princess Chunk
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