This one has to be right up there with the best.
A police car had stopped for fuel at a Batemans Bay service station in New South Wales late on Saturday when their car was nearly hit by a woman reversing her vehicle. The police asked her to stop and get out of the car, but she drove off.
A short time later police responded to reports of a car in a ditch, which they allege the driver had set alight. The number plates had also been removed. The woman tested positive for alcohol at the scene, and got a reading of 0.155 in a breath analysis back at the police station.
The 25-year-old, from Broulee, was charged with high-range drink driving.
As the slogan goes “Drink, drive, bloody idiot”. This lady is absolute proof of that.

I just had to say that this is the perfect post for a blog titled My Big World of Crap!