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Nice try, but fail!

A woman in America discovered a photo of her husband attached to an email sent to another woman on his iphone.

The content of the photo, in the wife’s words:

“It was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure … It’s such a good shot that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right,”

Pure gold!!!

When she confronted her husband, he admitted taking the photo, but denied sending it to anyone.

“He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch: that photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent.”

Not trusting him on this, correctly it is obvious, she went onto Apple’s discussion board to find out whether this excuse was plausible.  Most responses stated that the bug her husband claimed was not possible, although a couple of posts did support his claims.

In the end, she thanked the board for their help, noting that “let’s just say that my atty is working on the divorce complaint.”.  She did not post her husband’s photo on the web – she should if you ask me, to embarrass the shit out of him.

I just love the description of the photo …. imagine the co-ordination required to take such a picture.  As she says, its got to have taken quite a bit of practice.  In terms of wankery, its right up there with the efforts of the guy in the Northern Territory who filmed himself masturbating while driving along the highway at 150 km/h.

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