I posted a while back about stupid baby names some parents anointed their kids with in New Zealand. Well it would come as no surprise at all that idiotic parents giving their kids appallingly stupid names is not exclusively a Kiwi thing. I am often greatly amused/appalled by bogan naming conventions, so am regularly on the lookout for fine examples of parental stupidity.
Here’s one from America. Heath and Deborah Campbell from New Jersey decided it would be a good idea to call their son Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Mr Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because “no one else in the world would have that name”. He also claimed:
“Yeah, they (Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that.”
The name of the boy presented a problem when a local store refused to inscribe “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a cake. Said Mr Campbell:
“They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did,”
Hmmm, I can smell a stupid lawsuit coming on in the land of litigation.
But this family just gives and gives when it comes to childrens’ names. They have other children named:
- JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell
- Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell – supposedly named in honour of Heinrich Himmler.
Mr Campbell said he didn’t expect the names to cause problems when the children start school. Oh, yeah, sure thing! Poor kids – if ever there was a lawsuit in this they should sue their parents for cruelty and stupidity.
And wait, there’s still more (this is like the free set of steak knives thrown in to sweeten the deal), Mr Campbell has decorated his home with swastikas and says he is related to a member of the SS.
Fuckwit – another pair who should never have been allowed to breed.
Man i feel so sorry for the Kid seriously he/she will have a shit house life all because of he/she parents stupidity.
“They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did,”
Oh yer a names a name. Fukin those parents are dickheads. How would you like it if your parents names you FuckFace Or Dickhead Or dumbFuck.
Names a Names right?
I Totally agree with you on this one…. I thought my name was pathetic …… hehehe what will these kids go through at 4 and 11 and 20 and what about university and dating?
Suing the parents sounds good!
I can thank my parents for sticking up for my future credibility and not giving in to Granny who wanted to name me after Grandpa Ebeneezer. Those people need help however. How about assisted suicide?
It’s kinda like naming your kid Judas. There are just some names you shouldn’t give your kids.
Someone ought to tatto “Asshole” in capitol letters on that father’s forehead, put little Adolf in therapy before giving him a legal name change and putting him in a foster home.
Life guards on the gene pools seem to be thin in numbers lately!
Colin – I vote for retrospective abortion in many cases, say 30 odd years and do it to the parents.
This kinda stupid parent never taking into account the weight of burden the kid has to stand by wearing that silly name. It raise more question how and who is responsible to the future of our kids? What kind of future will this kid get from his friends and surroundings? Poor kid.
What is wrong with some parents these days? It’s like the naming of a kid has become a big joke.
You people complain about crap. What did you name your kids? Did anybody say anything about it? Then shut your mouths.
You are like all the others who are stupid enough to get all uptight about crap like this. I can see you in the news talking about that kid (Adolph Hitler Campbell) and how he shouldn’t be allowed to live.
Screw you and get off your high horses.
Oh Yawn,you are every bit as pathetic as you accuse us of being…even more so.No one said anything about not allowing the kid to live.you are being waaaaay too melodramatic.Your diatribe sounds like a childish ‘nah nah nah’ The history of this name,and all the horror associated with it,is what riles us.
So, in short,we won’t get off our high horses,and I suggest you go fuck yourself,if you haven’t already.
Kezz – well said.
I agree. Take their breeding licenses away. Yikes!! The taunts at school…
p.s. anyone who has a category called ‘bogans and dickheads’ is ok by me!
Kids at school are cruel enough, they don’t need another reason to make your life a living hell – and yet some people just go ahead and name their kids Adolf Hitler?!
These parents are really idiotic! A name is a name, would you believe. Poor child is going to end stigmitized for something he had no choice in. Absolutely ridiculous. Then again, the names are an indication of their screwed-up morality.
Really what parents are thinking now Don’t know,gonna idiots child will change name after grown ups then they will come up to know..
This is just sad. I don’t mind the guy renaming himself and “Adolf aryan nation hitler” or whatever stupid name he comes up with, but the kids ? Unless he keeps them locked in his cabin somewhere in the Appalachian mountains, they are going to have to deal with this HUGE stigma dear dad has given them. Out of stupidi … ee, love.
Check out this guy…he claims to be psycho dad…not sure. He makes some good points.
http://keepfrommurdering.blogspot.com/
these parents threat childrens like their toys and this is so bad