Rubber dolly follies

This is another of those only in Queensland stories.

Someone has broken into a sex shop in Cairns twice recently and stolen inflatable sex dolls and other toys.  

The owner of the adult shop said that in a first unreported break-in, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.  He said:

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,”

and in two statements which must already be contenders for understatement of the year:

“It is totally bizarre

“It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

He said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.

However, police are on the weirdo’s tail, because he left his DNA on a doll (ewwww!!) and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.

And the object of his affections, here:

Hmmm, I reckon it would be like screwing a beach ball …. but whatever floats his boat I guess.

PS – the picture shown was taken after he gave her a love bite – problem is she farted and flew out the window.