Its been some time since I’ve posted about a man tries to do something weird involving his dick and loses it. But this one’s worth the waiting.
Russian Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on a raccoon. In his own words:
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,”
He then proceeded to attempt to have his way with the raccoon. It didn’t reciprocate his feelings, however, and bit his penis off,
Raccoon 1 – idiot 0.
Sexy, aint it?
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled dick. For the sake of humanity I am hoping they fail – we certainly don’t need freaks like him breeding.
Bwahahahahahahahaha.
Love it!
But I bet the poor raccoon was left with a nasty taste in its mouth
Might be better to try something without teeth next time like a worm or octopus or maybe a really young racoon
OMG!!!!! With men like that to choose from no wonder so many women prefer women!!!!!
I wonder if they could reconstruct his penis on his forehead?
HHAHAH Thats the funniest and at the same time the stupidest thing I have ever heard. You just made my day. Thanks
If he fancied the raccoon,what must his wife look like?
I so totally agree! We don’t need freaks like him breeding!
I just can’t stop laughing at this guy. Damn there are never enough freaks in this world.
I heard it on the radio today in the morning.
It’s worse than betting who can hit himself harder with an axe. Looking for more idiots – check this one: http://en.youtube.com/watch?v=B0dwWwUbblI&feature=related