Monthly Archives: March 2009

Would you like a bigger penis?

Posted on March 27, 2009 by Ian

I hate spam, its fucking annoying.  But, to give some credit where its due, I did find this one amusing.       The use of the 8 and 0 is particularly creative.   Technorati tags: spam, penis enlargement

Posted in funny stuff, geekery | 7 Comments

Formula for a successful marriage

Posted on March 27, 2009 by Ian

Professor James Murray, a maths expert at Oxford University, and his team, have developed a model whereby they can calculate whether a relationship will succeed.  In a study of 700 couples, it predicted the divorce rate with 94 per cent … Continue reading →

Posted in science & medicine | 4 Comments

Got the munchies … here’s a light snack for you

Posted on March 27, 2009 by Ian

You have to go to a minor league baseball ground in Michigan in the US (where else?) to get it though.  The West Michigan Whitecaps are offering fans a behemoth dubbed the Fifth Third Burger, named after the team’s stadium … Continue reading →

Posted in funny stuff | 2 Comments

Shit happens

Posted on March 26, 2009 by Ian

Boy tries to save girl from suicide – she threatens to jump out of 7th floor window.  Girl jumps anyway.  Boy tries to catch her.  She lands on him and kills him. She survives.       Technorati tags: suicide, … Continue reading →

Posted in weird shit | 1 Comment

Lucky?

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Ian

Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on August 6, 1945, when an atomic bomb was dropped on the city. He suffered serious burns to his upper body and spent the night in the city. He then returned … Continue reading →

Posted in in the news | 2 Comments

Let’s flog this for all its worth, and then some more

Posted on March 21, 2009 by Ian

That comment applies to both the forthcoming movie “Free Willy 4”, and to the promotion of Bindi Irwin. If you believe the publicity, Bindi is apparently a great actor already.  According to her manager, who is also one of the … Continue reading →

Posted in entertainment | 2 Comments

Your local council hard at work

Posted on March 20, 2009 by Ian

Strathfield Council in Sydney had a motion to deal with recently that shows just how hard some of our elected representatives work. Independent councillor Danny Lim lodged the motion last month, recommending that the council purchase a vibrator for NSW … Continue reading →

Posted in in the news | 3 Comments

Not me says Pauline

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Ian

Over the weekend, some nude photos surfaced which were claimed to have been of Pauline Hanson, the former One Nation leader and redneck favourite.  She is also currently a candidate in the Queensland state election. Hanson denies the pictures are … Continue reading →

Posted in bogans & dickheads, in the news | 4 Comments

More adventures from the wild,wild west

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Ian

The bogans of Sydney’s western suburbs live lives which are sometimes just mind-boggling. What do you do when your neighbour complains to you about your dog’s barking? Stab him to death, of course.  Perfectly reasonably response in the mind of … Continue reading →

Posted in bogans & dickheads, crime & punishment | 3 Comments

Bzzzzzz!!

Posted on March 12, 2009 by Ian

It is never a surprise I suppose to read how far some people will go to get their rocks off. A Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy … Continue reading →

Posted in sex, weird shit | 5 Comments