Monthly Archives: April 2009

The $500m woman

Posted on April 29, 2009 by Ian

Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson stands to lose half of his estimated $1 billion fortune in the divorce which his wife Robyn has filed for.  According to reports, the Gibsons have been secretly separated for a couple of … Continue reading →

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Scumbag of the year – I think we have an early winner

Posted on April 27, 2009 by Ian

A 35 year old Ipswich man has been charged with the rape and attempted murder of his 2 year old son. Police were called to a Collingwood Park home, south-west of Brisbane, at 11.51am (AEST) yesterday and arrived within minutes … Continue reading →

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You really do have to wonder sometimes

Posted on April 23, 2009 by Ian

You have a baby.  Its crying.  How do you quieten it down? Shake the crap out of it, right. Thats what some brainiac thought would make a fun game for people to play on their iphones and ipods.  Called Baby … Continue reading →

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Beer goggles = myth (what will ugly people do for sex now?)

Posted on April 21, 2009 by Ian

Beer goggles – the tendency of finding people more attractive as you get more drunk, has been debunked, at least somewhat, in a UK research study. British forensic psychologist Vincent Egan took to venues in Scotland to test the beer … Continue reading →

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Moaner or screamer?

Posted on April 18, 2009 by Ian

A woman in England has been fined 500 pounds and served with an Antisocial Behaviour Order (ASBO) following complaints from her neighbours about the racket she made during sex. Caroline Cartwright, 47, was found guilty of breaching a noise abatement … Continue reading →

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Another one for the “some people should never be allowed to breed” file

Posted on April 17, 2009 by Ian

You have children.  You are supposed to care for them, nurture them and all that.  One of the basic requirements is you feed them good healthy and nutritious food. Wrong!  Apparently you can feed them pureed junk food.  Two mothers … Continue reading →

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Anyone need a lazy $50 billion?

Posted on April 15, 2009 by Ian

I want one of these. Not that its actually worth anything, but for the novelty of having a $50 billion note. (Thanks to Denford Magora for the image). Actually if I just print one off now on my home printer, … Continue reading →

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17 Again

Posted on April 14, 2009 by Ian

I got talked into seeing the Zac Efron movie “17 Again” yesterday.  My daughter wanted to see it, I was not so keen, being a bit “hmm, Zac Efron, ok this will be like High School Musical”. Waiting in the … Continue reading →

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This is not quite what was meant by a quickie

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Ian

A couple in Norway has been caught by police having sex, while speeding along the highway, doing 133 km/h in a 100 km/h speed limit zone. According to police: “It was veering from one side to the other because the … Continue reading →

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Right, as if she’s going to know

Posted on April 9, 2009 by Ian

Here’s one for the “meaningless declarations of support” box. Federal MP Craig Thomson has been accused of using his corporate credit card to pay for escort services and his campaign in the marginal federal seat of Dobell and of making … Continue reading →

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