The $500m woman

Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

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Gibson stands to lose half of his estimated $1 billion fortune in the divorce which his wife Robyn has filed for.  According to reports, the Gibsons have been secretly separated for a couple of years, but she filed for divorce after reports that Oksana is pregnant by him.  I guess that would tend to piss a wife off.

We’ve had the $6m man, Steve Austin, and the bionic woman, Jamie Summers, now the $500m woman … just what amazing powers does she have?

Hope she’s worth it, Mel.

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  1. Praise jebus! What a fine upstanding Opus Dei Ultra Conservative example of Catholicism! But he probably gives $$ to the church so they will turn a blind eye. Or the other cheek or something!