Attractive, eh?

Hands up who finds this attractive?

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Her name is Kimberley Vlaeminck, an 18 year old Belgian who is suing a tattoo artist, claiming he gave her 56 stars on her face when she only asked for 3.

She claims the Romanian tattoo artist misunderstood her French and English.  She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work.  The tattooist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, denies this, and claims she absolutely agreed to the work he did on her face. He told a local newspaper:

‘I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,’

‘A witness, a woman who was present, has already been questioned by police, and she confirms it.”

But then, to show he has a good customer service ethic, he goes on to offer recompense:

‘But be that as it may: Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client. There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost.’

He said Kimberley was awake and actually looked in the mirror several times during the procedure to see how it was going. He said she knew ‘exactly what she wanted’.  He claims she left the shop happy and her regrets started when she went home and her father and boyfriend cracked a mental.

I laughed at this oh-so sensitive comment by a Belgian psychologist:

‘The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable.  She feels like a circus freak – and no wonder, because she looks like one.’

Too right, but cop a closer look at the tattoo artist.

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Why would anyone do that to themself? Does anyone think its attractive?  Anyone?  Hello?

 

Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you “no pickles”?

A man walked into a McDonalds in Port Macquarie, NSW this morning, pulled out a pistol and fired a number of shots in the air.

There were 20 to 30 people in the restaurant when the armed man first entered the building.  It seems most if not all of them escaped quickly, but the man held police at bay for a number of hours, before surrendering this afternoon.

I have it on good authority that the reason for his attack on Maccas was that they fucked up, once again, his order at the drive through last night, and gave him extra pickles rather than no pickles, on his Quarter Pounder.