Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you “no pickles”?

A man walked into a McDonalds in Port Macquarie, NSW this morning, pulled out a pistol and fired a number of shots in the air.

There were 20 to 30 people in the restaurant when the armed man first entered the building.  It seems most if not all of them escaped quickly, but the man held police at bay for a number of hours, before surrendering this afternoon.

I have it on good authority that the reason for his attack on Maccas was that they fucked up, once again, his order at the drive through last night, and gave him extra pickles rather than no pickles, on his Quarter Pounder.

 

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