Archive for July 13th, 2009

Yeah, milk those cash cows for all they’re worth

Posted by Ian in entertainment, weird shit on July 13th, 2009

Not satisfied with seemingly having driven his son Michael into freak show territory, Joe Jackson now seems determined to screw with his grandchildren’s lives.

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He has visions of taking his late son’s children on tour as The Jackson Three in 2010.  Details of The Jackson Three tour came after Jackson, 79, told Good Morning America that he believed Michael’s three children had talent that could be developed.  He says:

"I keep watching Paris, she maybe wants to do something, you know,"

"And Blanket, he can really dance, that’s what they’re saying. He can really dance."

Not only a tour next year, but there are rumours the young Jacksons are preparing to star on stage in London next month for a celebration of what would have been their father’s 51st birthday and that Prince Michael may record a "virtual" duet with his father.

However, the rest of the Jackson family is violently opposed to Joe’s plans.  Said one confidant of the family:

"One of the family members is livid. He is saying Joe seems intent to do this no matter what … he wants to exploit the kids the same way he did Michael."

For the sake of Michael Jackson’s children, keep their grandfather away from them, or its likely there’ll be another generation of screwed up freaks in the family.  Oh, and get some normal names for them, too.  Who calls their kids Prince and Blanket?  Paris is OK I suppose.