Diving into the gene pool
According to one young girl’s mother, you can get pregnant from swimming in a pool. I suppose it beats found a baby under a cabbage leaf, or delivery by stork.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
Meet the proud father….
Now, in the event of the 0.00001% chance that Magdalena is not either extremely gullible or in serious denial about her daughter’s behaviour, does this mean there is a market for full body condoms for swimmers now?
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