Diving into the gene pool
According to one young girl’s mother, you can get pregnant from swimming in a pool. I suppose it beats found a baby under a cabbage leaf, or delivery by stork.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is adamant that her daughter didn’t meet any boys while she was there. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
Meet the proud father….
Now, in the event of the 0.00001% chance that Magdalena is not either extremely gullible or in serious denial about her daughter’s behaviour, does this mean there is a market for full body condoms for swimmers now?
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LOL.Mother dearest is in cloud cuckoo land.I wonder how that conversation went? No,all I did was swim,mum.Yeah..sure.Perhaps there will be a champion swimmer in the family…and I mean as freestle,butterfly etc.
either she’s dumber than a box of rocks, or she’s….dumber than a box of rocks. that’s about it.
I wonder who is taking who for a ride? Seeing as the mother is now “seeking compensation” from the hotel?
Then it will be child support and eventually a fully blown civil lawsuit about her and her daughter suffering emotional trauma!
LOL..so the sperm civilization really really modern, they have technology to stay alive in the water…
I happen to know for a fact that pool has already impregnated several other teen-age girls and has openly admitted to never using birth control. I knew that pool as a child and it’s always been trouble!