Some devious perverts in the confectionary industry are polluting childrens’ minds with pornography on their lolly packaging. Claims have been made that the fruit figures that appear on Haribo MAOAM sour candies are engaging in sex acts.
Simon Simpkins of West Yorkshire was buying the lollies for his children when he noticed the "pornographic" illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other. He said:
"The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."
"The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face”
Mr Simpkins is obviously very easily upset, and his wife a delicate soul, as:
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."
I leave you to judge – porn or not?
Is that what they call “eye candy” ?!?
That’s sick. I guess the advertising strategy was focused on the adult consumers who have the purchasing power. They’ll do anything for profit and our children are at stake.
This world is full of crap.