Monthly Archives: August 2009

Things you shouldn’t do in a library – reprise

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It seems that the problem of men looking at hard core pornography on the computers at the library continues up in Maroochydore, on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast.   After Alison Sheldon saw a man doing it, and complained to the local council about it, her husband  Dr Paul Sheldon presented a petition with over 3,000 signatures to the council, calling on them to install filtering software on the public access computers at the library.

Despite saying this:

"There have been a number of incidents where men have been asked to leave because staff have witnessed them masturbating in front of public computers,"

Councillor Anna Grosskreutz said no action had been taken since the issue was first raised by Dr Sheldon several months ago.  Dr Sheldon said when his wife complained to library staff about the man looking at pornography, she was told similar incidents happened "all the time" and it was "too difficult" to install filters.

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Not only that but this is supposedly not an isolated instance, or a peculiarly Maroochydore behaviour, with Cr Grosskreutz saying this was an issue facing all council libraries, not just those on the Sunshine Coast.

I guess this latest update answers clearly the questions I posed in my earlier post on the subject.  Yes and yes, definitely.  Ewwwwww!!!!

Time for some questions of my readers – leave your answers in the comments.

  1. Ever felt the urge to watch porn, whip the old fella out and whack off when you’re using the computers at the local library (or internet cafe, or any other public place with internet access)?
  2. Are you aware of such masturbatory shenanigans going on at your local library?  I can’t say I’ve ever seen or heard anything re our library here, but they may just sweep it under the carpet (or mop it, undoubtedly more effective in this case than I’d expect a broom would be) and not say anything about it. (Optionally, please include the state/territory/country you’re from, and if you’re a Queenslander, if you are from the Sunshine Coast or nearby ….in the interests of research I am trying to establish if this is some sort of freakish Sunshine Coast thing, or Queensland generally, or maybe it just happens anywhere).

 

Alfred Nobel would be spinning in his grave

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…. at the thought of the possibility of Michael Jackson winning the Nobel Peace Prize.   More than 15,000 people have signed an Internet petition calling for the recently deceased singer to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2010.  The petitioners’ target is 1,000,000 signatures.  According to the petition:

"Michael Jackson has undoubtedly earned the 2010 Nobel Peace Prize,"

and:

"We the Undersigned, believe Michael Jackson has given of himself completely and selflessly in a lifelong effort to help better global conditions for children, and all of humankind,"

As to the first point, I’d ask how and why?  By dropping dead?

As to the second point, fair enough, I’d agree he did some worthy things, but I think they are vastly overstating his contributions.  Never mind that he also did some things that did not exactly better conditions for some children he knew – unless you count millions of dollars in hush money as bettering a child’s conditions (then again that’s an interesting equation – millions as the price for keeping quiet about being molested – does it represent a net benefit to that child or not?)

However, old Alfred will be pleased to know its not going to happen.  Firstly, Nobel Prize rules stipulate that prizes cannot be awarded posthumously (great news for Elvis fans – he may still be eligible … if only they could figure out where he’s been hiding all these years?).  Second, nominations are only able to be made by certain eligible people, including members of parliament and government worldwide, university professors, previous laureates and members of several international institutes. (damn those elitists in their ivory towers!!!)

 

 

Leave all that shit behind

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Police were busy in Victoria yesterday morning, 400 of them executing 19 search warrants in connection with a suspected terrorist plot.  Four men of Somali and Lebanese descent were arrested. A fifth man was already in custody over an unrelated matter.  They are alleged to have been planning an attack on Sydney’s Holsworthy army barracks.  The arrests were apparently the result of a 7 month long police investigation.

The men who appeared in court today were Abdirahman Ahmed, Yacqub Khayre, Nayef El Sayed and Wissam Mahmoud Fattal.  The fourth man, Saney Edow Aweys, was expected to appear later.  They have been charged with preparing for a terrorist attack. 

The raids were carried out because police believed a suicide attack was imminent.  They believed Abdirahman Ahmed, who returned from the war-torn country only three weeks ago might have secretly obtained a fatwa from a sheik in Somalia.  Two members of the group are believed to have travelled to Somalia to train with the militant extremist group Al-Shabaab, which the US believes has links with al-Qa’ida. But when other members of the group could not travel to Somalia, they turned their attention to carrying out an act of terror in Australia.  Police believe the group planned to launch a suicide assault on Holsworthy army base using automatic weapons. It is alleged they planned to kill as many soldiers as possible before they were themselves killed.

The men showed their lack of respect for our society in court.  Two of them refused to stand when asked by the magistrate – citing religious grounds, that they would not stand for anyone but God.   Others claimed to be too tired to answer questions.  Fattal, as he was being led from the court,  accused Australia of killing innocent people in Afghanistan and Iraq and said "you call us terrorists – I’ve never killed anyone in my life". He also said Palestinians were labelled as terrorists while Israelis forcedly took land from them.

What I don’t understand is why these dickheads want to live in Australia but still carry on like they are jihadist savages in the back blocks of Mogadishu.  If they want things here to be like Somalia, just fuck off and go live there.  Better still, get themselves over there and into some inter-factional warfare amongst the various jihadi militias – kill each other, not innocent people. 

It really pisses me off when people come to Australia and can’t leave behind their old hatreds in their old country.  Message to these people – you’re in a new country, leave your grudges behind.  If you want to continue them, fuck off back to your old country and fight away to your heart’s content, just don’t do it here.  In this case its Somali and Lebanese muslims wanting to carry on the fight against just about anyone who doesn’t want to revert back to their 7th century version of how the world should be run.  But the same argument applies to anyone, Arabs vs Jews, Serbs vs Croats, Protestants vs Catholics, Hutu vs Tutsi – I don’t care.  Do not bring your hatred towards each other here – leave it behind.

 

Pigs catch swine flu from humans

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A pig farm in central NSW has its pigs in quarantine, with swine flu.  It is believed that they caught it from workers at the farm. I see a delicious irony in pigs catching swine flu from humans.

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Veterinarians and emergency disease response specialists are at the Dunedoo piggery tracing the movements of people, animals, and equipment on and off the property.  The pigs started coughing late last week and vets were called to the property early this week. 

Poor piggies!

 

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