With the new Angry Anus burger.

That’s what you get for employing dumb teenagers in your stores (its actually supposed to be Angry Angus – Hungry Jacks response to the McDonalds Mighty Angus).  Actually I’m intrigued by McDonalds pushing their Angus burgers as a premium product … so what were they selling us before, dog food burgers (oh wait, I think I’ve just answered my own question).

Speaking of anuses, chicken nuggets come to mind – before they started making them out of “real breast meat” they were made out of chicken anuses, feet, beaks, eyeballs and other bits they could grind to a pulp and mash together into nugget shapes, so its not as if the junk food emporiums haven’t already been selling anuses before now.