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Mind boggling

Posted by Ian in bogans & dickheads, sex, weird shit on January 3rd, 2010

Fascinating to read what some of our school teachers get up to in their spare time.  

Nepean High School teacher’s assistant Sharron Anne Lee, 40, was involved in a threesome at a drunken New Year’s Eve sex party which later descended into a brawl.  Her bail hearing was told Lee, had fought with her girlfriend of three years, Carlie-Anne Bell, from Glenmore Park, in her bedroom while the man they had picked up at the Penrith Panthers club, Nikola Murgevski, watched on.  The three had continued partying at Rooty Hill RSL before retiring to Lee’s bedroom after playing "strip pool" in Lee’s backyard.  The hearing was told the fight had begun because Bell was upset that Lee was having sex with Murgevski.

The attack saw Bell hospitalised with a tear to her bowel lining and severe bleeding.  She was expected to require surgery.

Lee was charged with recklessly causing grievous bodily harm.  Police prosecutor Kristy Madden said the charges related to "an unusual set of circumstances" and the facts read "horrifically".

The mind boggles – obviously the assault involved something being stuck in Ms Bell’s arse, but leaves me wondering how a dildo or vibrator would have got there in a fight … strange choice of weapon.

This story has “bogan” written all over it.  Happened in western Sydney, Rooty Hill RSL and Penrith Panthers must be bogan central in terms of nightlife venues in that area, one of the protagonists has an oddly spelt name (Sharron with 2 “r”’s), the other a double barrel one, weird sex, lesbians, threesomes and fighting.  Something tells me they were probably fuelled by Bundy and Cokes, and there just has to have been Winfields smoked somewhere in the time they were together.

Next instalment in this adventure is on January 11, when it goes back to court.

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5 Responses to “Mind boggling”

  1. Comment by Laura

    yeah, Panthers is totally where it’s at. i don’t find it all that bad considering what it could be like. it’s always fun bogan-spotting out there and imagining what their names are and how they spell it ;)

  2. Comment by Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo

    If they were bogans they were totally doing it wrong.

    That should have been on YouTube within minutes.

  3. Comment by kezz

    LOL!! I have just returned from the dentist,and your little tale of bogan-ville has left my mouth even more sore.Could the injury have been caused by ramming said pool cue in places mother always said nice girls don’t mention?

  4. Comment by free beats

    hehe :)

  5. Comment by Darvin @ Discount Comforter Set

    Where do you get this crap?…:-) It’s been a while since I’ve stopped by, but now I remember why I used to frequent your site. It’s hilarious!

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