47 seconds of Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Ian on January 16, 2010 in bogans & dickheads, entertainment, sex |

I used to think Lindsay Lohan was pretty good in some of her earlier movies, like “Mean Girls” – the ones she did before she decided her mission in life was to outskank the likes of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.  Seems she’s gone through a rough patch, and according to someone associated with her, looking to clean up her act in 2010.

However her efforts look to be about to be undone by the release onto the internet of a sex video featuring her.  According to the source:

“The video film is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.

“Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs.”

The video, for which Hustler magazine is said to be willing to pay $175k for, is only 47 seconds long, and was filmed by a waiter from a chain restaurant.

Maybe there’s a couple of valuable life lessons she should take from the experience:

  1. if you don’t want everyone to see you doing the sexing stuff – don’t film it.
  2. giving blowies in the toilet/booth/at the table in the local Hooters/Chilis/TGI Fridays/McDonalds/whatever it was, is a dumb idea.

2 Comments

  • Laura says:

    did you see the source for the SMH article?

    BANG SHOWBIZ

    this shit writes itself!

  • Mr Cicada says:

    You would be surprised about how insular people like Lindsay’s life are- therefore they make even more myopic decisions that the generic human.
    I like this blog, great work!
    mrcicada.com

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