Monthly Archives: May 2010

Fat chick loves the sausage too much

Minds out of the gutter, please. This is about a kookaburra who was rescued by Sydney’s Taronga Park Zoo after being mauled by dogs in a nearby park.  It turns out she was unable to fly due to being too … Continue reading

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Kevin the weasel

Something that Kevin Rudd made a big deal about in the 2007 election campaign was attacking the amount of government paid but really party political advertising that the then Liberal government undertook.  Mr Rudd was going to tighten things up, … Continue reading

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The awesomeness of ninja

Three men got more than they bargained for when they tried to mug a man in Sydney’s west this week.  After bailing him up while he was travelling home on the train, and demanding he hand over his wallet, which … Continue reading

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Bangkok Red Shirts

I’ve been thinking about the events of late in Bangkok with the Red Shirt protesters and the Thai government’s military response to them.  I spent a few days in Bangkok last September and it turns out where I stayed was … Continue reading

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Hero?

Jessica Watson arrived in Sydney yesterday, having completed her aim of sailing solo around the world.  Jessica, 16 years old, took 211 days to complete her journey.  Greeting her in Sydney were many thousands of spectators, and of course, the … Continue reading

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Getting the root into root canal

A NEW Zealand dentist has been found guilty of making a female patient touch him sexually while she was sedated. The Dentists Disciplinary Tribunal found the man guilty of professional misconduct over the 2001 incident in which the dentist made … Continue reading

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Bad in bed

An American man was stabbed by his wife after apparently leaving her unsatisfied by the sex they’d just had.  Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple’s house in the east Texas … Continue reading

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I’m not here to be popular

This was Kevin Rudd’s reaction to the latest opinion polls which put his Labor government behind the coalition for the first time since 2006, well before the last Federal election that brought Rudd into power. Speaking in Sydney today, Mr … Continue reading

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