An American man was stabbed by his wife after apparently leaving her unsatisfied by the sex they’d just had. Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested on Tuesday after police were called around 1am to the couple’s house in the east Texas town of Hudson. The man told police Ms Thomas became angry with him after a sex session left her unsatisfied. He said Ms Thomas grabbed a pair of scissors and began slashing him. Police found the man with superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee.
Ms Thomas was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, although the man told officers he didn’t want to press charges. That’s not at all surprising considering that when the case gets to court, evidence will be given that he’s a dud root, and also he has to face up to the fact that this is the woman of his dreams.
Which of these will be the most embarrassing for him?
How primal. I suppose the strange irony is that she will probably end up surrounded by people more able to satisfy her sexually than she is at present…
Somehow I just know this is going to become an Oprah or Dr.Phil episode..something along the lines of “What would you do if you were not sexually satisfied…we asked Michelle to tell us her story”