Jerry Goding is a 26 year old Australian visiting South Africa for the World Cup which starts soon.
He obviously had a very big night out in Johannesburg on the weekend. He had fallen asleep, and was later woken up, in the driveway of a local politician’s house. Apart from being cold, as he was wearing only a soccer shirt, shorts and sandals, he was lucky to have escaped being a victim of Johannesburg’s notoriously high violent crime rate. Not only that, he was apparently under the impression he was in Cape Town rather than Joburg – a mere 1,450 km away.
Now that is pissed out of your skull!
