Two Victorian men were having a Sunday afternoon drinking session in one of their sheds. Obviously bored with that, they decided to have a bit of educational fun, that is, to shoot each other in the arse with an air rifle to see if it hurt. Fine, they thought, it didn’t really hurt.
However, two days later they were both admitted to hospital requiring surgery to remove slug pellets from their butts and legs. The men will be interviewed by police when their medical condition improves. One of them had his gun license revoked and his gun confiscated.
Rather than shoot themselves in the arse, it would have been better if they’d shot their balls off to stop them being able to breed.
