Monthly Archives: July 2010

So my imaginary deity is better than your imaginary deity

And that makes me superior to you, so says David Barker, former Liberal party candidate for the western Sydney electorate of Chifley.  Mr Barker, who calls himself a "man of strong Christian faith", reportedly used his Facebook site to accuse … Continue reading

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Doggy style

You’re visiting an historic site, a dog chases you, what next? In the case of one 33 year old man in England, you catch it and fuck it.  This happened at Pendennis Castle in Cornwall.  A woman was visiting the … Continue reading

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Seen while driving down the highway

At Lake George, just north of Canberra. Yes, its a zebra farm.

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I suspect this kid is better off without dad

Dwayne Lamont Moten, a 20 year old man from Dallas, Texas, wanted custody of his 3 year old boy, Dwayne Junior.  But rather than take his ex-wife to court and argue the merits of his case he came up with … Continue reading

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Barking mad

From the land of crazy litigation comes another strange case.  A New York couple are suing a dog sitting agency for $1m over the death of their dog. Bankers Laura Garner and Robert Hardon entrusted their five-year-old French Bulldog Percy … Continue reading

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More stupid drunken antics

The things people do when pissed amuse me.  There’s been blokes who’ve cut their balls off, set them on fire and all sorts of shit like that.  And now, here’s another entrant to the drunken stupidity hall of fame. A … Continue reading

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Congratulations Spain

Another soccer World Cup is over, with Spain beating Netherlands 1-0 in the final this morning.  Congratulations to Spain on winning the Cup.   I didn’t get up early this morning to watch the final – in fact apart from … Continue reading

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Motherly love

Imagine you found yourself in this situation. You have a 15 year old daughter.  Your husband, the girl’s stepfather is sleeping in the same bed as her.  In fact they have been doing this for the best part of a … Continue reading

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Making shit up as you go

That’s what the proposal to have an offshore refugee processing facility in East Timor looks to have been.  Something our new prime minister, the ranga queen, Julia Gillard, made up the other day as a response to political pressure to … Continue reading

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Two negatives

BP, meet vuvuzela.  BP is in the shit right now over its Mexican Gulf oil spill, and its seemingly inept handling of the aftermath.  They must be the most loathed company around right now.  And loathed also, is the vuvuzela, … Continue reading

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