You’re visiting an historic site, a dog chases you, what next?
In the case of one 33 year old man in England, you catch it and fuck it. This happened at Pendennis Castle in Cornwall. A woman was visiting the castle when her dog ran off after the man. By the time she caught up with doggy, the man had already started having sex with it in the castle’s moat.
Castle staff detained the man as police were called to the scene, a spokesman for English Heritage, which manages the attraction, said.
"This really was a very rare and unusual incident,"
he said. I would hope so.
The man was later said to have made a "full and frank confession" to the incident, which remains under police investigation. (Actually this says he was cautioned for outraging public decency). No mention in the story of what type of dog it was, what sex or whether it was cute or not.
But wait, there’s more. Did I mention that not only is the man a dog rooting freak, he is also a cross-dresser?
O.M.G. A tourist attraction we can do without.
One hopes that it was a large dog at least. I also wonder how randy someone has to be that they’re willing to commit such an act at a tourist location that would presumably have quite a few people around, and with the thought that the dog’s owner would obviously be looking for it? That is unless England is full of wild dogs running around historical sights that are free for the taking, and he just happened to picked the one with an owner.