I think this is a no brainer, and I suspect that was the problem with the dumb turd of a criminal who did it, no brain!
He robs a store in Ipswich, Queensland, and makes his getaway with his girlfriend. Then heads for Canberra. But he was thoughtful to his friends, and updated his Facebook status to say that’s where he was heading and that he would be staying with a friend there. Unfortunately for him, the police already read it and asked the ACT Police to look out for him, and he was duly arrested in a Canberra shopping mall last Friday.
Yesterday, he told the ACT Magistrates Court that he was in fact going back to Queensland when he was arrested, and wanted to organise his own transport. Wonder what that involved – stealing a car? He also told the court that he had had a drug problem ”in the past” but had been getting over it in the past week while on remand – wow, major lifestyle change there, 3 days off drugs because he was in jail during the time.
The magistrate refused him bail and ordered him to be extradited to Queensland to face armed robbery charges.
Shane Lewis Aitken, 26 and Ava Marie Dawson, 28 – criminal geniuses not. God help us if they breed! (Wait 28 year old bogan woman, probably already has 5 kids with 4 different dads).
