Here’s a novel crime. Burgle people’s houses, steal their mobile phones, take photos of your dick and then send them to the phone owners’ contacts.
That’s what Shane Willis, a 33 year old Melbourne man did. In court this week he pleaded guilty to more than 60 charges that included aggravated burglary, theft and using a carriage service to menace.
Rather unsurprisingly, when asked by police to explain his actions, Willis said:
"I’ve been off me head for a while … so … on drugs, so I couldn’t tell you what I’ve done."
He also admitted he had been "running amok" and doing "stupid things".
heh. Well, think at least he’s being honest?
I was hoping he may have be id’d by his penis
I actually left that out of the story – apparently the police did have to take photos of it – presumably to have some sort of identification done by those he sent his pictures to
Onya Shane! I was begining to worry that bogans and dickheads were an endangered species, then this tool came along. Phew! Bet it makes his mum real proud!
Well at least he didn’t tattoo a 16″ penis on anyone’s back lol