A couple had to be rescued from the flooded Yarra River after they got into trouble after having decided to go for a float down the river with their inflatable dolls.
The man and woman, both 19, were left clinging to a fallen gum tree in the middle of the river in North Warrandyte when one of the doll’s snagged on the tree and their caper went horribly wrong about 4.30pm on Sunday. They were stuck in the middle of the river for about an hour until the State Emergency Service came to the scene and rescued them.
While it is understood the blow up doll and several other inflatable items were salvaged from the scene, the bottoms of the rescued woman’s bathers were long gone down the river. The rescuers had to provide her with a blanket to preserve her modesty.
In a valuable life lesson to emerge from this misadventure, police warned that blow-up dolls are not recognised floatation devices. So remember that everyone!
I wonder what would happen if the guy HAD the real woman in one hand and the blowup doll in the other and he HAD to make a decission for his life, due to the fact he would only save himself by grabing a tree….which one to let go?
Sincerely, John
timewasting wankers