Carolee Bildsten, 57, of Illinois in the US, arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy claimed to have been acting in self-defence.
She had allegedly charged toward an officer with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” when the officer went to Ms Bildsten’s apartment after she was accused of skipping out on a restaurant tab.
“Clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” – ha ha, what a euphemism!.
And I love this explanation she gave for why she attacked the police officer:
“I got scared. And the only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo,”
Thank goodness she didn’t keep her gimp in her sock drawer…!
well at least it wasn’t a butt plug I guess…. lol